- The Donald retires from public life
- Hamas surrenders and releases all hostages
- Slo mo Starmer doesn't make it to the finish line
- Human induced climate is proved to be a hoax
- Russians realise the Motherland has conned them
- Germany wakes up to the fact that there's more important issues than selling machinery and vehicles to China and Russia
- Wake up - woke is a bad joke
- Politicians admit net zero will cost trillions, has no planning in place, will never move the world thermometer down
